you hate my life. More crashes.

[Gunnar Swan]

>Yessir and I live in the land of the yuppie scum too. 
Our nearest neighbors are racoons, possums, coyotes, bear, wild horses.
Ooh ... deer have crossed the road. Bobcats ... seen them too.
Haven't seen them in an SUV though. 

>I forget what is customary in LA but I shall make sure to procure what is considered the norm.

You're fired ... we live in Alpine ... east of San Diego.
Actually ... 45 miles outside ... inside the Cleveland National Forest.
Most city folk would call this ... and rightly so ... 'the sticks'.
Right smack dab in the middle of nowhere.

We're on septic, well water and have a propane tank.
Lucky me .. a fiber optic runs 1000 feet from the house. We host our own servers.

My wife thinks I should settle for the beer.  ;-)

I did a bit of a demo and am putting it on my web site. I'll give you the URL in a minute.

Gunnar